Cars: A Necessary Evil

I loathe cars. They pollute, cause accidents, and stress people out everyday. This morning I had to take our only method of transportation in for routine repairs. Later in the afternoon, I received a call from the mechanic letting me know that my car won't be ready until tomorrow afternoon. So now I'm without wheels and trying to figure out how the hell I'm gonna pick up my wife, get back to our home, and get to work tomorrow morning!

These are the times when I wish I was a Trekkie so I could teleport out of here!