Pikachu, You Bastard!!

Sweaty palms. Nervous tick. Constantly looking at the clock. What seems to be symptoms of an ADD patient, it's just me counting down the minutes till I get to play Pokémon FireRed again. I've been bit yet again by the Pokémon bug and can't seem to put the damn game down. I play in traffic on my way to work, during my lunch break, and sometimes in the stall! The little critters began to infect me with their cuteness and battling antics since the first Pokémon came out in the 90's.

It's a good thing my wife understands my gaming needs. If she didn't, I'd be a divorced man right now!