"Cacos" Are Bred For Only One Purpose

Picture the following:

June 2^nd. A pleasant evening. I invite a good friend over to share my high speed bandwidth happiness. We chat, we download, we view a couple of Star Wars MOVs and MPEGs. Then, when the night comes to a close, the unexpected happens. Upon returning to his car, my friend realizes his mode of transportation has been violated. Shattered glass
and a noticable hole where the radio is supposed to be. He was another victim of the lowest breed of puerto rican society we come to know and hate: Cacos!

I was very upset that this would happen outside my walk-up apartment complex. I immediately went to the night guard's booth and expressed my concern. But his reply left me speechless: "I didn't see a thing." Conspiracy? I think not. Laziness? Quite possible. The fact that the car was parked behind a huge truck is no excuse for our security to not keep an eye out for suspicious vehicles. The administration will hear of this.